ONE MISTAKE IS ALL IT TAKES

Hey my name is Jenny and i'm 17 years old.

Ask me things and I will gladly answer those things in a strange and bizarre manner.


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Reblogged from 50shadesoftobias

50shadesoftobias:

I wouldn’t mind watching a 6 hour movie if they had all the details and scenes of the book on it

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surprisebitch:

the-babe:

cumdoodle:

Nash Grier compilation of comebacks

"he probably shaves her arms while she sleeps"

yaaas drag him

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gardenhoseenema:

Be noisy by Rikako Nagashima

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hecallsmepineappleprincess:

I died laughing for 8 million years

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dialupmodem:

sylviasybil:

zylphiacrowley:

faewild:

smashedindigo:

no one saw me wear it therefore it is not dirty

Schrödinger’s laundry

Alternatively: everyone saw me wear it yesterday, but I own a washing machine so I could’ve washed it since then (I didn’t wash it).

people saw me wearing it yesterday but there will be different people seeing me today therefore it is not dirty

alternatively: wash ur damn clothes

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Today in “Unnecessarily Gendered Products” : White Now Men

gryffodair:

notgivingin-swim:

gryffodair:

THIS IS TOOTHPASTE FOR MEN

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OK first that looks weird

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…………. aaaaand this is disgusting

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………….wait

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WHAT THE FUCK

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whaaaaat ?

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that was weird ….

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posts like these make me wonder how that conversation went

"hey friend, I have an idea for a picture set on tumblr and I need you to help me"

that is pretty much how it went + I told him he needed to wear my tshirt

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hi:

I JUST TURNED ON MY OLD COMPUTER I HAD WHEN I WAS 11 FOR THE FIRST TIME AND THIS IS MY PASSWORD HINT OMG I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

hi:

I JUST TURNED ON MY OLD COMPUTER I HAD WHEN I WAS 11 FOR THE FIRST TIME AND THIS IS MY PASSWORD HINT OMG I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

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officialdowney:

don’t get arrested kids because
you will never look this fucking good for your mugshot

officialdowney:

don’t get arrested kids because

you will never look this fucking good for your mugshot

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Reblogged from all1sees

So Google does math for you??

my-little-mod-blog:

averagedopeydope:

uskftw:

all1sees:

division

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square roots

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dividing percentages

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IT EVEN FOILS

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beautiful.

i just checked ALL of these on my calculator and they are all correct

all. fucking. correct.

DAYUM, SON! IF ONLY THIS WAS AVIALABLE WHEN I WAS ON SCHOOL >:(

HAH! You kids. When I was in school, it wouldn’t help because we still used Roman numerals back then!

AHAHAHAHAHA-

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oh my god

i’ll just be over here shutting the fuck up right about now

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Reblogged from bitingsexcellent-itslikekissing

bitingsexcellent-itslikekissing:

bitingsexcellent-itslikekissing:

Ok London. I feel like you’re up to something here.

UPDATE: I got my hair cut at Castiel’s. It was fantastic.

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baracknobama:

im not crying theres just a bit of homework in my eye

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istoledrewspancakes:

0nechoice:

THANK YOU JENNI HERD

Omg

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Reblogged from felixdawkins

lionsarah:

THERE IS SO MUCHGOOD FANFICTION IN THIS WORLD

SO GOD DAMN MUCH

SO MANY FICS THAT I WOULD CUT OFF MY LEFT ARM TO SEE PLAYED OUT

AND PEOPLE CHOOSE FIFTY SHADES OF GREY

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grawly:

inabasket:

Last year for Easter, we got these cool egg decorating kits, with markers, stickers, stencils etc.

I was trying to do an elaborate floral pattern on my eggs, but the stencil kept slipping. I got reeeeally distraught. More distraught than I had any right to be. But no matter how much I concentrated, I couldn’t get the stencil to stay in the right place.

I was having an eggs n’ stencil crisis.

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