ONE MISTAKE IS ALL IT TAKES

Hey my name is Jenny and i'm 17 years old.

Ask me things and I will gladly answer those things in a strange and bizarre manner.


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Reblogged from ikantenggelem

heridia:

ikantenggelem:

Disney x Marvel -source-

One does not simply handle the awesomeness of jack sparrow and loki in the same pic

(via ruinedchildhood)

Reblogged from inthemidstofmonsters

Let’s make the Flubber movie cover the most reblogged picture on Tumblr.

insanitys-love:

mymompickedthisurl:

thewinchesterswagger:

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HOW IS THIS THE FIRST TIME I’VE SEEN THIS IT’S ALMOST AT 10 MILLION WTF

Yes let’s do it for him.

(Source: mspandrew, via angusmckinnonyoung)

Reblogged from davidbyrne

davidbyrne:

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

(via burntheskylinee)

Reblogged from tatianaception

tatianaception:

the idea of being right-handed or left-handed is so fucked up. like how in the hell is it evolutionarily advantageous to have one hand that’s good at everything and one that’s fucking useless. why aren’t we all dead.

(via jimmypageshurdygurdy)

Reblogged from poeticwaves

holl0wed:

thottweiler:

sirblaxalot:

um

I JUST SCREAMED AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS

WHAT????

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Reblogged from nicenewt

sadsk8r:

doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro

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Reblogged from koujakuandthediamonds

koujakuandthediamonds:

the worst is when you’re reading a really good book that follows multiple characters’ stories and you love it 90% of the time until it periodically switches back to that one character’s story that you just could not care less about and it’s like an entire chapter of internal groaning while waiting for the plot to switch back to a character you actually care about

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Reblogged from inferiorflannel

dicecreamparlor:

I don’t get sexually or romantically frustrated I get adventurously frustrated like I’m 17 years old why haven’t I been granted magic powers, slain a dragon, and defeated an oppressive emperor and started a rebellion yet

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allonsyforever:

artsmermaid:

ITS A POST!!!!!! WHY HAVENT I SEEN THIS IN POST FORM BEFORE!!!!

David Tennant keeping a straight face in this scene is the best acting that has ever happened in history and no one can convince me otherwise

(Source: fadingfaye, via slytherinlock)

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Reblogged from divinedorothy
  • severus snape: james potter's cruelty and humiliation really scarred me for life lmfao what are you doing neville you useless piece of 11 year old piece shit everyone lets laugh at neville OHHH OHHH MY GOD LOOK AT THIS 11 YEAR OLD NEGLECTED PARENTLESS NERD HARRY HE THINKS HES SO GREAT AND HE JUST RUINED THE THIRD POTION HES EVER MADE LMFAO WOW james potter was so cruel he was the devil
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icallhimnina:

Narcissa Malfoy is the only known member of Voldemort’s inner circle not to have taken the Dark Mark.  First and foremost a mother, she was ruthless in doing whatever it took to keep her family together; maintaining her status while her husband was imprisoned in Azkaban and later becoming only the third person known to have deceived The Dark Lord.  Narcissa was calm where her sister was crazed, restrained where her husband was reckless and self-assured where her son aimed to prove himself.  Narcissa knew what mattered most and was a key factor in Harry Potter’s survival and Voldemort’s demise.
Narcissa Malfoy is the Head Bitch In Charge.

icallhimnina:

Narcissa Malfoy is the only known member of Voldemort’s inner circle not to have taken the Dark Mark.  First and foremost a mother, she was ruthless in doing whatever it took to keep her family together; maintaining her status while her husband was imprisoned in Azkaban and later becoming only the third person known to have deceived The Dark Lord.  Narcissa was calm where her sister was crazed, restrained where her husband was reckless and self-assured where her son aimed to prove himself.  Narcissa knew what mattered most and was a key factor in Harry Potter’s survival and Voldemort’s demise.

Narcissa Malfoy is the Head Bitch In Charge.

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Reblogged from awwww-cute
rynnay:

spookyprincesshajimeichinose:

awwww-cute:

Found this little guy at college today

I wonder what he is majoring in.

maybe neuroscience.

rynnay:

spookyprincesshajimeichinose:

awwww-cute:

Found this little guy at college today

I wonder what he is majoring in.

maybe neuroscience.

(via slytherinlock)

Reblogged from notesfrombakerst

quick personality test

notesfrombakerst:

say “hey now” in a group of people and see if they respond with “you’re an allstar” or “this is what dreams are made of”

(via jimmypageshurdygurdy)

Reblogged from oknope

oknope:

i don’t wanna be famous for the fame
i wanna be famous so i can meet other famous people

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